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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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