my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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