butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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