Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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