You work out of a Hotel?
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
If I die, sorry about rent.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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