Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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