I'm going to jail i love you
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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