Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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