I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The police scanner is talking about you again....
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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