apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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