He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I think I died a long time ago.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
