are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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