in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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