I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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