Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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