So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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