So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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