I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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