Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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