Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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