Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize