omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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