First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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