I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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