brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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