Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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