i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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