That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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