he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
