i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
