Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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