My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
There's always time for handjobs
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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