So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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