I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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