I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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