Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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