How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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