Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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