If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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