I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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