This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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