But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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