Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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