After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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