Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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