I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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