margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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