Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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