She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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