But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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