I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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