In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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