I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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