yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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