Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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