Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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