i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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